Marketing

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You
go up to her and say, "I am very
rich. Marry me!"
That's Direct Marketing

You 're at a party with a bunch of
friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and
pointing at you says, "He's very rich.
Marry him."
That's Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone
number. The next day you call and
say, "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me."
That's Telemarketing.
You're at a party and see a gorgeous
girl. You get up and straighten your
tie; you walk up to her and pour her a
drink. You open the door for her, pick
up her bag after she drops it, offer
her a ride, and then say, "By the way,
I'm very rich "Will you marry me?"
That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous
girl.
She walks up to you and says, "You are
very rich, I want to marry you."
That's Brand Recognition.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I'm rich.
Marry me"
She gives you a nice hard slap on your
face.
That's Customer Feedback